January 2012
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It’s gonna be a new year! unless the Doctor messes something up and we’re sent back in time and we have to do this year all over again.
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axereels:
God that axereels kid needs to get a grip what a gaylord
oh i forgot to write all of those gay posts on skype to people i will do those soon
Anonymous asked: Why do you edit your photos so much that all of your features mush together and your skin is all one tone? O .o
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So i filmed things and there is a zombie... →
jj-abrahams:
How do you take a relationship further with someone you like but don’t know if they like you back?
On a night where the moon is a waxing gibbous, sacrifice a goat at 2:27 am
Spill the goat’s blood onto an article of clothing from your prospective lover
Eat some of their hair
Eat some of the goat’s hair
Take off all your clothes
Cover yourself with bees
Sleep in a tree
Wake...
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Casi i was scrolling through tumblr and my sister was looking and she saw your face and said you are pretty (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ
Jesus family i’m trying to make a video do you really have to talk about shirts really loudly in the hallway in front of my door?
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katherinebloginson replied to your photo: Dressing nice. (Taken with instagram)
jesus thats a nice bow tie. A+
thanks ^__^
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what if i just messaged some of you on skype or something with really long gay messages?
would that be nice or barfy or would you not know what to respond?
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fuckyeahboonetherock:
and a happy Boone year.
So it’s 2012 in the UK…someone kiss me.
December 2011
I got a blue bow tie that matches my blue pants for my nice outfit for the buttass new years party \m/
I am going to be late to the buttass party.
sorry
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lorewren replied to your post: when does the butass party start?
in half an hour, officially
there you go
My english teacher said she’d love to read my book when i finish it but i think the characters may swear, like not as much as Eleven, but about as much as i do(which isn’t really a lot out loud).
“Dear Mrs.Kellogg, I am sorry to inform you that my fucking book is going to have swearing in it, i hope that shit is okay”
Anonymous asked: when does the butass party start?
Someone: Isn't that the thrid day that you've worn those blue pants?
Me: No...yes...fuck you, i have a washing machine.
tooth house hand and a leaven
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harrytomlomsom:
what are you doing don’t read this
Read More
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new year’s resolutions or whatever:
Do better in school
Try to get over my stuttering and shaking when talking in front of groups of people
Like a boy that will like me back
Stop crying so much
Be happy
New Year's Resolutions: Year 3012
meganamram:
Lose fifteen pounds from your problem areas (hips, fifth and fourteenth space-boobs, vestigial face)
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Spend more time with your government-rationed .452 of a son or daughter
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Take the family on a trip to www.nature.com
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Volunteer at your local chapter of the White People Remembrance League (white people have been extinct since 2021, you are an exotic mixture of brown and Asian and...
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lorewren:
So, I mentioned this before Christmas, but since it’s coming up soon I’ll mention it again
We’re going to be throwing A VERY BUTTASS NEW YEAR’S PARTY
Dressing up nicely is welcome and encouraged
Spread the word
I hope to see you all there!